Where the hell is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' "baby"? I mean seriously, Brad and Angelina threw their baby out there immediately thankfully completely satiating my thirst for the infant and now I can go back to restful sleep.
But you can lead the world all the way to its "birth" and then not deliver the goods. Where's the baby? Any baby? Some kind of baby? Your friend's baby? Then he has the audacity to keep traipsing around the world without it, so its never been outside? It doesn't know what daylight is or what the inside of a Ralph's looks like? It needs to interact with others. It has a whole group of kids you can schedule a playdate with, Sean P, Shiloh, Kingston, Sadie, Johnny, Bluebell Madonna, Katie Sugar etc..etc.. so on, so forth...
Let's see this thing and get it over with, we promise we wont laugh.
