time to do a round up as i've missed 3 weeks of clowning people.
that is 3 weeks too long my friend.
#3 - 
I hate to do this...but its to that big record company I really like. Why would you pay people to play bad music? Its really rather sad. First you ruin the industry by getting mad about downloading music. then you ruin it further by being shady cause no one wants to hear THE SHITTY MUSIC THAT YOU PRODUCE. then you further corrupt the radio biznass by giving deejay's the equivalent of giving crack to Pookie, you give them sneakers.
Jesus H Christ. Stop already, we Americans, young and old, rich and poor, bald and free flowing, brazilian or bushy, are obsessed with our MP3 players, there is not one thing you can do to get me to listen to radio anymore. Sorry. Go tell LL about it.
#2- michael bay. this will insure i never get that job at his production company, however, dude, do not keep giving interviews to LA Times about how much your movie is gonna suck. That tells middle america and everyone else AP concentrates on that you have no faith in the shit that YOU do and usually are pretty good at, (if you want to be good at shlocky, dumbass action films, 'cept for Bad Boys - you saved that movie, <side bar: originally supposed to star Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey>). i'm sorry "the island" didn't do better. but that seems to be all your doing seeing as you MADE the movie. Christ, I know for sure you'll cast me out of the industry with your mighty powers, but please know this one thing - I loved Bad Boys.
#1 - The guy who botched last week's attack on London. You are in so much trouble, I wont even be a bitch about it, Osama or Al-Zarqawi or whoever is killing you softly with his mind.
And a special acknowledgement to the british cops who shot the wrong guy.
In London - 
I know they drive on the left, your prefer ale to beer, like cricket and think its a sport - but look, just because someone breaks their stride and starts running for the train, i know you're all on edge, but that does not make one a terrorist. mmkay? its really simple, see, if youre in a hurry, you run, pick up the pace, jog a bit. your sorry snide ass apology and lack of commentary from that bitch the queen, is rather tasteless. like your food. chip chip cheerio muthafuggas!
YOU MY FRIENDS, GET ASS- CLOWNS OF THE WEEK. GIVE YOURSELVES A DONKEY PUNCH FOR THE EFFORTS, SID WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY. BOLLOCKS!
