maintenance report

can't be back if ya neva left

so feeling this skit like no other.

i dont know why its appealing...

one is i have a crush on andy samberg
two, i've followed the lonely island boys for a couple years now
three, SNL has been very unfunny for a long damn time
four, i like seeing white boys rap, its funny.
five, i really, really liked CHRONICLES OF NARNIA and i grew up on it.
six, sorry if you hated it, but CON is about JESUS. get over it.
seven, me and the boyfriend SAW matthew perry AT THE MOVIES that same day.

I present to thou, LAZY SUNDAY, with Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell.
Ye-ah...

summer love

Oh girl....

just putting it out there...this summer season I straight up need the following of my fav-o-rit thangs.

1. espadrilles  - i refuse to pay more than $50 for these last me about 3 months shoes. ok people? the raffia ties will be worn out by august. pay attention.

2. new tires - i just love adding on the automobile and for all those fabulous road trips i'll be spearheading, four new rubber wheels will make me feel that much more safe.

3. tunic- i need tunics GALORE!  MINUS all  the fussy sequin bullshit. SO OVER SEQUINS, enough alfuckinready.

4. trip to NY - definitely need some vaca and despite how odd it would sound, to go on vacation from one big infested nasty, grimy, dingy city to the next sounds wrong- but its not, i love that damn city and need to get my H&M on. which brings me to...

5. a nice fall trenchcoat - i haven't had one in for-ev-er...so its time I splurged.