i wasn't stoned when i thought of this, but if celebs hate the paparazzi SO frickin much, then maybe they should stay the frick inside sometimes.
you don't HAVE to have lunch at the Ivy.
you don't NEED to buy some 7's at Kitson
you ain't GOT to be at Geisha House on Monday, Guy's on Tuesday, or Mood on Wednesday.
Paparazzi won't follow you if you dont let them. They are there because someone tipped them off, or your publicist told them where you are. If this makes you more paranoid, then sorry, its what it is.
I'm tired of the following people already:
Jessica, Paris, Nicole, Nicky, and Lindsay, Colin, C-list celebs in general, and Britney's puffy ass face.
She's the biggest offender and most offensive cause she has too much money to not look SOMEWHAT decent. She doesn't have to adopt J.Lo's rule of never leaving the house without some kind of makeup, or a new outfit we've never seen.
My new rule is somewhat like Kanye's workout plan. ..just stop going out in public. I'm sure there's a way we can get you from the set to the house and vice versa with out seeing your every move. I'm so tired of it.
I'm pretty sure that paparazzi won't give a damn if you forgo the Ivy for Roscoe's. Put Kitson on the backburner and hightail it to Kohl's in Torrance. Do yourself a favor and stay. yo' ass. at home.
