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VMA's

i am not blogcasting this POS.

i never thought i'd reach the age where the VMA's were no longer socially relevant, nor was it very important that I watched it from end to end, including the first hour of the replay thereafter.

gone are those off beat unscheduled moments like Co-Co Love busting in on Madge's interview, The Wayans Brothers able to bomb so bad that it leaves both the viewers and audience speechless.
Milli Vanilli pulling the wool over our eyes, and Eddie Murphy skipping across the stage while Cindi Lauper hollers in all her technicolor glory, ranting passionately about how girls just wanna have fun.

red hot chilli peppers, playing naked, Diddy and Sting, that was the moment that launched a thousand US Weekly's, Britney and her snake, Britney and her snap off suit, Britney and Madonna lock tongues and X-tina was there too y'all!

Diana Ross tapes Lil Kim's titty, its just another day in the life of Kim when that happens, Aerosmith and Run DMC rock out with Walk This Way, that was a match made in hip-hop rock heaven, Guns N Roses and Elton John duet on November Rain, (Eminem wishes it were his idea....) Lars Ulrich, proving he's just as big of a poseur when he's caught sleeping during the show, J.Lo irritated and newly married to her backup dancer pops Triump in the face, Eminem joins in for the hate, X-tina and Fred Durst going very far to prove IHOW, "he got. no nookie."

now we're just SO fascinated by celebrity, so jaded by the obvious commercialism of it all, that we can see the highlights and hi-jinks from a mile away. I no longer care to participate in this, I think I've reached the age limit for mediocrity.

Ok!

This is my only gripe

Beyonce2


Bee- please, for the love of Michael Joe Jackson. LOOSEN UP. Must you attend every event like its a Jack and Jill cotillion. OVER IT.

In the meantime, I miss the core idea of that sad ass network. Bringing the latest music. That's all I want, hope, miss and desire, my MTV.


Monday, August 29, 2005 in pop culture | Permalink | Comments (0)

thass hilarvreeous

my top 10 favorite comedians....and here we go...

          1. richard pryor
          2. conan o'brien
          3. dane cook
          4. steve martin
          5. tracy morgan
          6. lucille ball
          7. martin lawrence
          8. eddie murphy (1980 - 1994)
          9. chris tucker
          10. dave chappelle

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 in pop culture | Permalink | Comments (0)

today's O forecast: light flow

you people are so easily duped.

how come 30 million people watched that crazy man tom cruise?

its' cause O rocks. today is another LF day on the O show. she's gonna talk to that fine ass Nate Berkus about his home decorating skills. and a shitload of other designing topics which need no discussion here cause whether or not I talk about it, her site gets more hits than Fitty on the wrong side of Manhattan.

still, you people are duped.

Tom_psycho

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 in pop culture | Permalink | Comments (0)

we're all stocked up here...

i have two words for this

Philspectorisafreak

good-googilymoogily.

that's all.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 in pop culture | Permalink | Comments (0)

this makes you pop?

Britney_2

did anyone just watch that trainwreck called "chaotic"...so britney really has become a shot ass skeet-ho...its like watching Challenger explode...that was not funny and i hope isn't even supposed to represent for two seconds what she's actually thinking day to day.

oh it is? oh why didn't you SAY so before. i just made fun of your shot-ass. You just confirmed it for me that you are a shot ass.

went to the bathroom once with Miss Federline nee Spears. It was two years ago. co-workers dared me, i told them i don't scare easy. i traipsed down the halls of the ENTERTAINMENT MANAGEMENT COMPANY and made my way into the lavatory. she was there peeing, next to me, i managed to squeeze out some urine to make the mission realistic. i come out, she does too. i pretend i dont know its her, then i slyly spit "this place just came alive when you dropped by..." her response...

"hnggnghungh..." and a tepid smile as she tried to adjust those three strands on her head and apply some balm to her shot ass crusty lips. this is not natasha lyonne tearing up michael rapaport spot's ima put you on blast in "jane" mag hating. i can attest that this girl is shot out.

o lord, she did not just tell America she had sex 3 times in a day with that tool! he didn't just make her feel like an ass "joking" that he'd never marry a celebrity?! she did not propose to him! ew! does she have friends her own age, not a bunch of "yes! ma'am...damn straights" clogging up her spot? this is not promising. it actually made me sad.

o girl. this is worse than once thought! you depress me. someone you age, with your money and robotic talent, can do better than Federline. or maybe not!

So congrats!

there are no words, now i must sadly revoke my britney spears membership. denied. still bump "toxic" though. number 1 ringtone for that naughty boy you just can't help but adore. still Brit, three words,

get. some. jesus.

im through.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005 in pop culture | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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