this was a little weird.
that's Tom Cruise jumping all over O's couch. (Fuck yo' couch, Fuck yo' couch!)
who DOES that?
but look at this...
it appears he's trying to ATTACK OPRAH! The look on her face is like..."Jerry Maguire, STOP it you're scaring me!!"
As I said the other day, please, for the love of Mike, just stop telling us how much you LOOOOVE Katie Holmes. Cause when its over, then we're gonna have to deal with that! Then when she hooks up right after and has a baby with someone else and wins an Oscar, we'll have to be faced with tight-lipped, ass kissing fake smiling interviews with you and everything ending with "I wish her the best..."
Ugh.
and i'm so NOT jealous either. my idea of romance isn't about being taken to Rome for sushi. Why would I want to go to Rome just for sushi? Rome for Linguini is another thing. You had me at more parmesan.
puh-leeze.
Now, What would FRANK do? Mr. Sinatra would say "Are you fucking kidding me pal? This broad? Ya doin' it all wrong kid, make the faces, give the broad some cash for Rodeo, wine and dine her at the top of the Stardust, marry her, make her feel like the world and dump her if her movie makes one cent more than yours...oh, she needs more junk in the trunk and hats on the rack if you know what I mean..."
